Inspirational Quote
“Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Word.
@SwaggsSwaggerty
(Source: alouise92, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
| Me: | Hi, I was wondering if you had a form that I could fill out for summer parking. |
|---|---|
| Campus Safety Secretary: | Sorry, we don't have any forms. |
| Me: | Okay, do you guys have any passes... |
| Campus Safety Secretary: | We have those. What's your license plate number? |
| Me: | Oh, I don't if off the top of my head. |
| Campus Safety Secretary: | Well, come back another time. |
| Me: | Can I just take that with me and bring it back later? |
| Campus Safety Secretary: | Nope. |
| Me: | Well thanks for wasting my time! Have a nice day! |
When you get an email
Parcel for pick-up:
Your professor:
Your coach:
Campus Announcements
I actually feel like stabbing someone whenever I get an email from my coach.
Listen to the stomping (and surprisingly political) new Passion Pit single, “Take a Walk”.
Infectious.
Nah, that’s just an alien.
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via afternoonsnoozebutton)
Ain’t that the truth. Rest in peace, Adam Yauch, you made some damn good music.
(via wilkinsky)
| Teacher: | I've been missing a lot of must-see TV this semester. |
|---|---|
| Me: | That's the one thing about this class, I miss all of my shows. |
| Ginger Douche: | There's this great thing called Hulu. |
| Me: | Alright, guy. |
David Neher in my favorite comedy shows
Holy crap, I forgot he was in New Girl and Modern Family (I don’t watch HIMYM).
(Source: imsirius, via communitythings)
He was Zordon all along…
and the sad thing about this picture is that it was actually taken at Coachella this year.
(Source: heelsandmeals)
The most adorable table read of any Tarantino script ever.
(Source: unexpectedindierocker)
Bon Iver wanted to show me that it is okay to cry when you are sad. He squeezed his eyes shut and his face was marked by sorrow. Moments later, his eyes were wet. He shuddered. ‘Bon Iver,’ I said, and placed a hand on his bare chest to calm him, ‘what made you so suddenly sad?’
He choked and wiped his eyes. ‘Deforestation,’ he whispered.
